Super Shredder

Hello everyone that doesn't sleep at night,

Do you like to shred things?
Did you ever dream of a shredder that can shred just about anything?
If so, you are not alone
I've been looking for a shredder that can shred absolutely anything, and I mean anything, from my cellphone to my unwanted girlfriend's baby (ok maybe not the baby but you get the point). I realized long time ago that if I could shred all the annoying things in my life (I mean things in my possession) I would be a much happier person. Shredding things always gives me a feeling of satisfaction even if it's something simple like my high school report card Anyway, if you have any interesting shredding stories to tell, please share them

Frosty_47 said:

I've been looking for a shredder that can shred absolutely anything, and I mean anything, ... to my unwanted girlfriend's baby

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An interesting concept there Frosty.

However, if you had a flux capacitor as well as a super shredder, you could go back in time and shred your dangly bits before you created the unfortunate situation.

JimB

A popular humor item among US Department of State and Department of Defense personel is to get a Super Size Fawn Hall Shreader. Commonly called the Fawn Hall model. A Google of Fawn Hall and shreaders will tell the joke to it all. I really liked Fawn Hall.

Now if you want a real super heavy duty shreader you want the models used in US Embasy buildings around the world. When the US Embasy in Teheran, Iran was overthrown in '79 the Marine Detatchment was found in the basement shreading documents so fast the shreader had quit operating and was literally smoking. The thing was choked with documents. Therefore following that incident all US Embasys globally were reissued new shreaders. The turn anything to pulp. I mean you can toss a fully loaded M9 Beretta side arm in and it eats it in seconds.

Ron

Did you happen to see the movie "FARGO".

Ken

On the show "Dirty Jobs" they cleaned out a shredder, then to test it they threw in a refrigerator. Disappeared in seconds..