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  1. Sinedup

    Sinedup New Member

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    Rastas is fired from his job at the restaurant.
    His buddy asks him what happened.
    "Management caught me sticking it into a potato peeler..."
    "Wow - RAD! - is it still OK"?
    "Yeah, no problem there".
    "And the potato peeler.."?
    "She was also fired!"
     
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    Atom1: "I think I've lost an electron"
    Atom2: "Are you sure"?
    Atom1: "Yes, I'm positive"!
     
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  3. Sinedup

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    Dave is visiting some friends near Hawkes Bay, New Zealand.
    While driving around, they decide to climb up a nearby hill.
    Unfortunately, his friend gets bitten by a deadly snake.
    The man is lying prone, groaning in pain, sweating and shivering.
    Panicked and worried, Dave immediately dials emergency services.
    "Hello, Emergency Services - how may I help you"?
    "My mate just got bitten by a poisonous viper - please come quickly!"
    "Ok sir, what is your street address"?
    Dave asks one of the friends standing nearby.
    "Hello miss? ... Its on a hill near Blackridge Road".
    "How do you spell that"?
    "Its B-L-A-C-K-R-I-D-G-E".
    "Ok thank you, sir. Where are you"?
    Dave asks the friend.
    The friend replies:
    "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu".
    Dave says "Hello miss"?
    "Yes"?
    "I have a white pickup truck - meet us at Clinton!"
    :)
     
  4. dave

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  5. throbscottle

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    I had to check... yep, actually a place!
     
  6. ClydeCrashKop

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    Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

    The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.

    As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

    Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen.

    I call the police for help and what do they do?

    They send me a BLIND policeman!'
     
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  7. ClydeCrashKop

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  8. ClydeCrashKop

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    The Manslater Woman Language Translator
     
  9. ClydeCrashKop

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  10. ClydeCrashKop

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    Alligator shoes
    A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
    After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
    The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
    Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
    She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.
    Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Dang it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
     
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  11. ClydeCrashKop

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  13. KeepItSimpleStupid

    KeepItSimpleStupid Well-Known Member Most Helpful Member

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    I wonder if "Dear Abby" would approve?
     
  14. Grossel

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    Not a joke this. There was an election last autumn where four political parties "won". By now they are in negotiation and one possible outcome is that three of those governing is namely "right", "left" and "the advancement political party". I don't know how it sounds for an English talking person, but in my ears (in norwegian) the words clearly depicts a collection of three arrows.

    And for the sake of names:
    "Hell" is actually a place - near the third biggest city at here. In my language it just indicate that the overall landscape is slightly sloping (If I was to react on the command "hell", I would just avoid standing in vertical position - that actually didn't make much sense I must admit)
    A boat named "Polarfart" gives perfect sense (in my ears when correctly pronounced a nice name) for a ocean trawler at high north (there actually was a boat by that name but they was being mocked by foreign vessels so the company eventually decided to change the name to something else - it also might be a problem selling fish to foreigners when the word "fart" is a part of the label for where it origins from).

    And - the list of possible really weird (not a good idea to tell the name of home without translating) names could be long.
     
  15. Nigel Goodwin

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    It's quite a problem with the USA having a President Fart :D
     
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    I hadn't visited this thread in awhile. Since you mention funny place names, the US has several. I particularly like "Truth or Consequences," New Mexico (a SW state). It was named after an old TV game show. I don't know what the penalty is for lying.

    I just had to stop there once on a trip to "punch my ticket."
     
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    And don't forget, Intercourse, PA.
     
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    This is particularly funny for us English. As you may know, we have a phrase about "Hell freezing over" - meaning something that will never happen. Of course Hell, Norway, does freeze over - quite often.

    I also know a joke about UDP. I'd tell you, but you might not get it.
     

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