On my first trip to Atlantic City, after putting quarters in slot machines all day, I was down a few hundred dollars. On the way out, it made my day when I won at the Coke machine.A blonde is standing in front of a soda machine at the casino. She puts in a dollar and gets a Coke.
She puts in another dollar and gets a second Coke.
She contemplates the wad of ones in her hand and after a moment puts in a third dollar and gets a third Coke.
The guy in line behind her asks, "Hey lady, you almost done so someone else can use the machine?"
The blonde rounds on him abruptly and says, "Back off, [expletive deleted]! Can't you see I'm winning?!"