Frosty_47
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-The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off
-James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger
-There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue
-Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (One Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
-When you’re Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face
-The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
-When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the earth down
-There is no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up
-The 1-billion-Dollar-Bill has Chuck Norris' face on it. thats why everybody is to afraid to use it.
-When Chuck Norris eats ice cream, he doesn't get brain freeze. The ice cream gets Chuck burn
-Chuck Norris can turn this forum into his personal web page
-James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger
-There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue
-Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (One Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
-When you’re Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face
-The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
-When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the earth down
-There is no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up
-The 1-billion-Dollar-Bill has Chuck Norris' face on it. thats why everybody is to afraid to use it.
-When Chuck Norris eats ice cream, he doesn't get brain freeze. The ice cream gets Chuck burn
-Chuck Norris can turn this forum into his personal web page
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