Why DID the Chicken cross the road

[large_ghostman]

Is this the XBOX version of the chicken or the PS3 version?

 

[JimB]

The bird crossed the road in the face of heavy oncoming traffic to prove that he was not CHICKEN.

JimB

Edited to show that I can actually spell chicken, not chichen!

 

[killivolt]

To Boldly go, where no Chicken has ever gone before.

To Cross the road: Is the final Frontier.

 

[large_ghostman]

Is this what happens to people when they retire? Is this what my life leads too?? I go to School I study, I leave university and start a Career, I work hard all my life and in the end, it all leads to debating chickens and roads!!! Is that really it? All that study and work just to debate why a bird crosses a road?? Next time I am told to work hard I will say I already know why it crossed the road, so can I just go and do my own thing

 

[shortbus=]

After reading about, what has/is happening with you, you could sell the chickens a map of the other side of the road. But have them pay to your 'card'.

 

[large_ghostman]

For an extra £5 I will help them cross

 

[cowboybob]

Is this what happens to people when they retire?

Yes.

Is this what my life leads too??

Yes.

I go to School I study, I leave university and start a Career, I work hard all my life and in the end, it all leads to debating chickens and roads!!! Is that really it?

Yes

All that study and work just to debate why a bird crosses a road??

Yes.

Next time I am told to work hard I will say I already know why it crossed the road, so can I just go and do my own thing

No. Not until you've completed the above steps. In order.
Sorry... but you'll understand once you get there.

HINT: (Think of yourself as the chicken...)

 

[tvtech]

For an extra £5 I will help them cross

This is funny

LOL LG

Regards,
tvtech

 

[ronv]

Here in the US he has to hurry and cross so he can vote for the 61st time to repeal Obama care.