Suddenly, I like English Muffins!

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HiTech

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... and here's why... Nigella Lawson!
I guess England has their cullinary cutie just as America has Rachael Ray.

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hi,

I know its says MUFFIN on the box!. but actually the English have crumpets at teatime.

Warm Blueberry muffins are one of my little foibles

Regards
 
HiTech said:
... and here's why... Nigella Lawson!

I wouldn't have been so cruel, and called my daughter Nigella after myself, like Nigel Lawson did for his daughter!.
 
Nigella is rather sexy, rather rich, proper womanly figure and can cook.

Any bloke who doesn't fancy her must bat for the other side
 
One of my favorite pommy saying to a nice chick

eh luv ya want a cup of tea and a bit of crumpet


 
bryan1 said:
One of my favorite pommy saying to a nice chick

eh luv ya want a cup of tea and a bit of crumpet



hi Bryan,
I always have my cup of tea after I've had my crumpet

Not before, it gives me gas!
 
bryan1 said:
Not me mate I usually have a smoke


Its not the old aussie joke?

"Where's your shelia tonight mate" ,,,

"Oh Ive left her smoking on the bed"

boom! boom!

I expect this will be censored out, quite right too
 
America also has a couple other culinary cuties:

Cat Cora

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Giada deLaurentis
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Hero999 said:
Nigella looks classy and the US equivalents to her look plastic.

Giada deLaurentis is one good looking, classy, sophisticated lady. On her cooking show she wears tops that show a bit of cleavage. But she does not need to sell her show in quite the same way as these other girls are doing. I doubt that she needs to work at all.

The picture shown here is not a good likeness or representation of her in general. She is a great cook, my SO uses some of her stuff and I very much enjoy it.

But hey. I like english muffins to...
 
Lol, the other pictures were of her bending down so that you could look at her "muffins" (lol). Please dont drop my rep, I was only being funny, tis is what this thread is about right?!?

Nigel I am getting meh programmer next week

Nigel she cooks
 

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I've suddenly started like chinese food (which i've always hated) and japanese food (which i've always liked somewhat) more for the similar reasons. Completely beyond my control.

THe best kind of marketing is the kind when you know you're being blatantly marketed to, but you don't give a damn.
 
One thing I've remembered from an old bloke

When ya look at a chick make sure ya look at her mum as thats the way she'll turn out . Man I dont know how many of my mates married good lookin chicks with big hooters to findout 10 years and 3 kid's later he's waking up to a sumo. Me personally got lucky I married an internet bride and yes I was scared when I paid over $2,000 to meet her. I was living in north west Oz and she was in SA. But when she walked thru the airport gate I knew I wasn't single anymore .

But this post is top window shopping
 
ThermalRunaway said:
Nigel loves any girl who cooks, even if all she can cook is prawn curry <wrech>

Not prawn curry

I don't like prawns!

Now if it was beef curry?, or chicken curry? - or pork curry? - I might have a pork curry tonight from the Chinese!

The way to a mans heart is through his stomach!.
 
For those who actually like curry have a look at this site :

https://www.curryhouse.co.uk/

I made a chicken dhansak the other day with a recipe from that website and its the closest I've come to a proper takeaway (less the fat as the missus is on a diet).
 
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