Dear user:
Ref: Year 2014.
Referring to your two requests: extending the year of reference (specs of the Gregorian calendar in force as per bull Inter gravissimas) or authorization for full reuse of the same, please be informed that:
1 - Our technical support department confirms that it will expire at 24.00 hours, on December 31st, (obviously 2014) since it was designed for a single use without repeatability. In other words, no repair. “Change of the batteries” is of no use here.
As always, it will be replaced with a new one, which, unless noted, shall consist of one the same technical characteristics (number of weeks, Sundays, Saturdays and working days). Please refer to the "Leap Year" section if applicable.
2 - Note that the holidays are not part of this contract. Being human inventions, they are responsibility of your Management and eventual inspiration could correspond the government’s decision either by actual needs, respect for heroes or valuable figures or just because someone has to fill hotels during the year.
3 - Please note that this Administration does not accept any responsibility that would result from its use, abuse or misuse since the user receives it "as is", with not obligations to any of the parties.
4 - Note that the current concept of time is "always forward" and therefore: what you did not do, you can do it later, or never. On no account we will refund unused time.
5 - If the time allotted to you, be completed during this period, your case will be considered by our Destination reception service. No need to call; they will contact you without fail (no doubt).
6 - The usual celebrations, customary to the release of the new year provided by this Administration, are responsibility of the user. Any result after 9 months, could get any name you could want give to it, but please do not write saying you did not know. We are all grown ups, right?
7 – Assigned number to the next period: 2015. No surprise; we are aware of this: our consistency is part of our quality concept.
We regret not being able to receive complaints but we suggest you trying to enjoy it and make it useful to you / us.
Office of the Supreme Creator
Customer service department (do not bother to call ... it would not help).
Ref: Year 2014.
Referring to your two requests: extending the year of reference (specs of the Gregorian calendar in force as per bull Inter gravissimas) or authorization for full reuse of the same, please be informed that:
1 - Our technical support department confirms that it will expire at 24.00 hours, on December 31st, (obviously 2014) since it was designed for a single use without repeatability. In other words, no repair. “Change of the batteries” is of no use here.
As always, it will be replaced with a new one, which, unless noted, shall consist of one the same technical characteristics (number of weeks, Sundays, Saturdays and working days). Please refer to the "Leap Year" section if applicable.
2 - Note that the holidays are not part of this contract. Being human inventions, they are responsibility of your Management and eventual inspiration could correspond the government’s decision either by actual needs, respect for heroes or valuable figures or just because someone has to fill hotels during the year.
3 - Please note that this Administration does not accept any responsibility that would result from its use, abuse or misuse since the user receives it "as is", with not obligations to any of the parties.
4 - Note that the current concept of time is "always forward" and therefore: what you did not do, you can do it later, or never. On no account we will refund unused time.
5 - If the time allotted to you, be completed during this period, your case will be considered by our Destination reception service. No need to call; they will contact you without fail (no doubt).
6 - The usual celebrations, customary to the release of the new year provided by this Administration, are responsibility of the user. Any result after 9 months, could get any name you could want give to it, but please do not write saying you did not know. We are all grown ups, right?
7 – Assigned number to the next period: 2015. No surprise; we are aware of this: our consistency is part of our quality concept.
We regret not being able to receive complaints but we suggest you trying to enjoy it and make it useful to you / us.
Office of the Supreme Creator
Customer service department (do not bother to call ... it would not help).
