U OBESE

[tech master 117]

ONE DAY AT DOCTORS CLINIC:
doctor:whoa whats up Mr.Todd you look really obese.
Todd:well it quite runs in my family,more or less everyone is obese in my family...
doctor:huh!!!!....
Todd:why what's the problem????
doctor:no one runs in your family YOU OBESE SLOB!!!!....

 

[large_ghostman]

 

[canadaelk]

Woman 1: Gawd, you are fat!!!
Woman 2: Yes, I am. You are ugly! I can diet.

 

[Inquisitive]

Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!"
Winston Churchill: "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I
shall be sober."

 

[tech master 117]

more jokes please......

 

[large_ghostman]

Man goes to doctor with a steering wheel sticking out of his zip
Docots says, WTF is that!!!

Man says, Dunno, but its driving me NUTS

 

[Inquisitive]

Let's keep the jokes to these two threads:

https://www.electro-tech-online.com/threads/funny-images-thread.130358/

https://www.electro-tech-online.com/threads/want-a-good-laugh.143396/

Thanks!

 

[large_ghostman]

See now you summoned the fun police!! No more than 2 threads of laughter at a time please! And no smiling when you read them, this is a serious forum and frivolity will NOT be permitted! Back to work everyone nothing to see here