Cotowar
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Feel free to post your own nerdy jokes here. These are ones I've heard, and I laugh at them because I'm a nerd.
Why does Avogadro bring a second pair of pants when he golfs?
In case he gets a mole in one!
A police officer pulled Heisenberg over. The officer asked him if he knew how fast he was going. Heisenberg replied "No, but I know where I am"
Imagine the following diagram as a ring, not a diamond.
___________Fe+2
_______Fe+2_____Fe+2
___Fe+2______________Fe+2
_______Fe+2_____Fe+2
___________Fe+2
Its a ferris wheel! Hardy Har Har
Thats about it, I've repressed the rest of my high school science memories.
Why does Avogadro bring a second pair of pants when he golfs?
In case he gets a mole in one!
A police officer pulled Heisenberg over. The officer asked him if he knew how fast he was going. Heisenberg replied "No, but I know where I am"
Imagine the following diagram as a ring, not a diamond.
___________Fe+2
_______Fe+2_____Fe+2
___Fe+2______________Fe+2
_______Fe+2_____Fe+2
___________Fe+2
Its a ferris wheel! Hardy Har Har
Thats about it, I've repressed the rest of my high school science memories.
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