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Nerdy Jokes

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Cotowar

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Feel free to post your own nerdy jokes here. These are ones I've heard, and I laugh at them because I'm a nerd.

Why does Avogadro bring a second pair of pants when he golfs?
In case he gets a mole in one!

A police officer pulled Heisenberg over. The officer asked him if he knew how fast he was going. Heisenberg replied "No, but I know where I am"

Imagine the following diagram as a ring, not a diamond.
___________Fe+2
_______Fe+2_____Fe+2
___Fe+2______________Fe+2
_______Fe+2_____Fe+2
___________Fe+2
Its a ferris wheel! Hardy Har Har

Thats about it, I've repressed the rest of my high school science memories.
 
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You are right. Your a nerd :)
 
A police officer pulled Heisenberg over. The officer asked him if he knew if he was in speed controlled lane. Heisenberg replied "No, but I know how fast I'm going":rolleyes:

Morning Mike
 
During a soccer championship a German newspaper printed jokes about Scottish people daily.

A Scot replied: "If you don't stop printing jokes about Scottish people I won't lend your newspaper anymore."
 
During a soccer championship a German newspaper printed jokes about Scottish people daily.

A Scot replied: "If you don't stop printing jokes about Scottish people I won't lend your newspaper anymore."

ooh thats stings! :p
 
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Two nerds were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second nerd replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." "The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

More nerd/engineer jokes here.

Mike.
 
Two nerds were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second nerd replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." "The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

More nerd/engineer jokes here.

Mike.

That was a good one.
 
Two nerds were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second nerd replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." "The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

More nerd/engineer jokes here.

Mike.

Bravo. This made my day after hours of community college and a migrane.
 
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Bravo. This made my day after hours of community college and a migrane.

It's one of my all time favourites.

Nerd wise,
**broken link removed**

BTW, which is not a real programming language?
I went for C++ as it's a made up language for people that can't program.:D

Mike.
 
BTW, which is not a real programming language?
I went for C++ as it's a made up language for people that can't program.:D

I am sure nerds across the globe are snickering in agreement.
 
Uh oh.

16% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
83% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
High-Level Nerd. You are definitely MIT material, apply now!!!.
 
BASIC is not areal language (from a nerd point of view) too many people know it, therefore its not nerdy and should be frownd upon and pointed at with long sticks whilst chuckling to oneself
 
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Two window cleaners fell off their gondola cleaning a skycraper's windows when a rope broke.

One of them crashed into the ground. The other one was lucky. He got stuck on a rusty nail with his left eye in the 13th floor.
 

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Here's the basic function description of computers.
 

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Uh oh.

16% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
83% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
High-Level Nerd. You are definitely MIT material, apply now!!!.

lol I get pretty much the same thing.
 
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