Feel free to post your own nerdy jokes here. These are ones I've heard, and I laugh at them because I'm a nerd.
Why does Avogadro bring a second pair of pants when he golfs?
In case he gets a mole in one!
A police officer pulled Heisenberg over. The officer asked him if he knew how fast he was going. Heisenberg replied "No, but I know where I am"
Imagine the following diagram as a ring, not a diamond.
___________Fe+2
_______Fe+2_____Fe+2
___Fe+2______________Fe+2
_______Fe+2_____Fe+2
___________Fe+2
Its a ferris wheel! Hardy Har Har
Thats about it, I've repressed the rest of my high school science memories.
A police officer pulled Heisenberg over. The officer asked him if he knew if he was in speed controlled lane. Heisenberg replied "No, but I know how fast I'm going"
Two nerds were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second nerd replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." "The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Two nerds were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second nerd replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." "The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Two nerds were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second nerd replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." "The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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BASIC is not areal language (from a nerd point of view) too many people know it, therefore its not nerdy and should be frownd upon and pointed at with long sticks whilst chuckling to oneself