How to tell if your a EE

be80be

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• Aug 15, 2009

• #1

To my best friend A real EE
How do you know if your a real EE.
1. When you can tell a joke and have math in it and it is still funny
2. The joke you just told works out to be true
3. It wasn't a joke after all you just made your work sound like fun
Your now a real EE
If you need a test please go here and prove yourself https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/95q1/eepuritytest.html

 

Last edited: Aug 15, 2009

tcmtech

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• Aug 15, 2009

• #2

(Its all I can say!)

 

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Pommie

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• Aug 15, 2009

• #3

Check this thread for more engineer stuff. I especially like the bike one.

Mike.

 

be80be

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• Aug 16, 2009

• #4

Mike I like that https://www.electro-tech-online.com/threads/engineer-jokes.29359/

The one about a glass of water. I fell out of my chair ha ha.

I wasn't sure the one about fixing it was a joke or not seeing most EE can't stop fixing till it's broke any way

 

duffy

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• Aug 16, 2009

• #5

An industrial engineer will see that the glass is designed with a 100% overfill reserve capacity.

 

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Speakerguy

Active Member

• Aug 17, 2009

• #6

You type maxim.com into your browser address bar and are annoyed that there are scantily clad women facing back at you.

 

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Pommie

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• Aug 17, 2009

• #7

speakerguy79 said:

You type maxim.com into your browser address bar and are annoyed that there are scantily clad women facing back at you.

Click to expand...

Yup, made that mistake a few times.

Mike.

 

be80be

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• Aug 17, 2009

• #8

Hay I like it just got to get me sum LOL maxim.com

 

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BrownOut

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• Aug 19, 2009

• #9

You know an EE when, at airport security, he is asked to empty his pockets, and the contents consists of resistors, transistors and assortments of screws and other small hardware.