You maybe have a good point there HiTech, however I should point out that that form of dress is only worn for Haggis hunting.
During the Haggis open season, groups of Loons (young men) will dress up in such garb to impress the Quines (young ladies), and proceed to the areas where Haggis are to be found, which is usually near the tops of hills.
The hunting technique which works the best is for the squad of loons to split into two groups, on sighting a Haggis one group will chase the Haggis while the other group runs in the opposite direction.
The reason for this is that the Haggis has two legs on one side shorter than the two legs on the other side, and so is well adapted to running around the tops of hills. If the group in direct persuit of the Haggis do not catch it first, the group running in the opposite direction will meet it head on.
The group which catches up with the Haggis will then beat it to death with the big wooden sticks.
Note that most Haggis have the shorter legs on the right hand side and so will run in a clockwise direction around the hill. There is a rarer form of the Haggis which has the shorter legs on its left hand side and so will run in a clockwise direction around the hill.
It has been known on rare occasions for the two groups of loons to end up each chasing a Haggis in opposite directions. If the two Haggis run into each other in the thick heather and stun each other, this is cause for much celebration and merryment in the evening.
I believe that such an event lead to the baccanalia related in the song "The Ball of Kirriemuir"
JimB
ps, I am not Scottish!