Tell me how that works lol

[be80be]

Don't you just love it when someone ask I did this but it don't work and you tell them whats wrong and they reply that don't work.
Ok funny but it's working fine for me then they post they don't no how to open a zip file. Ok the dang zip file had what they need to compile there code.
So how the heck did they try it and it not work? How the heck would they know.
Then I really loved this one I'm still open to some useful information.
Ok learn to open ZIP file then learn to add it so compiler can use it and most of all If I posted it I didn't do that to help me and I have lot's of stuff to do
so I'm not going to waste my time posting crap that don't work or retyping stuff so i can read it myself.
I really think after 8 years helping people is a big waste of time.
I mean really I have learned a lot wish I new it all I don't but reading peoples post works my weak mine and makes me work harder at learning more.
Maybe I should find a girl friend to take up some of my time LOL

 

[KeepItSimpleStupid]

Be careful

Last year a friend of mine upgraded from GirlFriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0, and found that it’s a memory hog leaving very little system resources available for other applications. He is now noticing that Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.

Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization, where it can monitor all other system activity. He’s finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before).

During installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as Mother-in-law 55.8 and Brother-in-law Beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.

Some features he’d like to see in the upcoming wife 2.0:

a “Don’t remind me again” button.
a Minimize button.
an install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 be installed with the option to uninstall at any time without the loss of cache and other system resources.
an option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would allow the system’s hardware probe feature to be much more useful.

I myself decided to avoid the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 7.0. Even here, however, I found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 7.0 on top of Girlfriend 6.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 6.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing bug that I should have known about. Apparently the previous versions of Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use of the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now. To make matters worse, The uninstall program for Girlfriend 6.0 doesn’t work very well leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Another thing — all versions of Girlfriend continually popup little annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0.

Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.

To avoid this bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and never run any file transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0. Also, beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to carry viruses that may affect Wife 1.0. Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.1 via a UseNet provider under an atechinternet-users.gifnonymous name. Here again, beware of the viruses which can accidentally be downloaded from the UseNet.

Tech Support Suggestions

These are very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a Utilities & Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is indeed an operating system and designed by its creator to run everything.

It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 6.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 6.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 6.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.

Some have tried to install Girlfriend 7.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under “Warnings - Alimony/Child support”. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation. I suggest installing background application program C:\YESDEAR to alleviate software augmentation.

Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of C:\YESDEAR because ultimately you may have to give the C:\APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,
Tech Support

 

[be80be]

That was great thanks buddy I my AZZ off LOL
I'm sitting here looking at a phone LCD i had working but now I can't remember the pinout
and there be no wife 1.0 LOL maybe a young 1.1 LOL

 

[large_ghostman]

Lock your shed Burt ,. deny all knowledge of the key location and kiss your soldering iron goodbye for a while. It might be worth putting a dust sheet on the Oscope, ive only had one GF but man thats put me right off!

 

[bryan1]

ive only had one GF but man thats put me right off!

Sheesh the kids of today back in the day it was different GF every night of the week apart from pool comp night

 

[large_ghostman]

Sheesh the kids of today back in the day it was different GF every night of the week apart from pool comp night

Guess you didnt have your own shed to protect tho .

No offense but did you ever wonder why they only lasted 24hrs lol

 

[ronv]

 

[tcmtech]

So the guy and some of his buddies make bread and drive delivery trucks on weekends?

 

[JoeJester]

So the guy and some of his buddies make bread and drive delivery trucks on weekends

Not quite. LOL