Monkey madness

I filled a jug full of water in my college room, put it beside the window, and slept.

Next thing, a monkey climbed into my room and toppled the jug, and my room and books in a frickin' soaking mess. Some water got to my laptop, but fortunately the thing was saved.

I tell ya, if I wasn't sleeping I'd give that monkey a good spank.

Any monkey naysayers?

We dont have that sort of problem here.

You just keep on smoking whatever it is, and spanking the monkey and all will be ok.

JimB