Ha, ha, ha. Not to quibble or kidnap your verbiage choices unduly, Audioguru, but maybe you should have written, "I
believed (or assumed) my heart health was also superb...," as evidently it must not have been
. It normally takes a long, long time, often a whole lifetime, of abusing oneself to get arteries into that shape, so it wasn't an instantaneous thing. I'm one of those disgustingly healthy dudes that does his Hatha Yoga exercises every other day, beginning the effort in the summer of 1967, at age 27, and never took a long enough hiatus to make any difference. Imagine how many head stands, shoulder stands, fish's, plows, cobras, bows, twists and locusts (to name only a few) that I've done for myself in nearly fifty years, at a clip of just about every other day, at a minimum, 150 of each per year. By 1968, I'd also stopped doing anything crazy to my health (i.e., committing crimes against it), such as eating animal flesh, smoking cigarettes, drinking insane concoctions such as alcohol, candies, bubble gum and on and on. I've probably ingested five tons of Vitamin C since 1967, among a host of others (a touch of hyperbole here to make a point.) And I do it wisely, with not too much mega-dosing. To the undisciplined, my life would appear too boring to enjoy, but I'm as happy as a riot ALL THE TIME. The deepest Hatha Yoga health is beyond any imagination, even mine. It permeates and conditions
everything one is made of, including mental/spiritual attitude. It took me over 30 years of exercising at it regularly to realize that, to any splendid form of human health, regularly exercising with Hatha Yoga is
literally as important as proper food, water and air. It's not altogether because I'm inattentive or stupid that it took that long, as I don't know of anybody else that's realized it yet. If anyone had, surely I'd know about it. Thus, it's a pretty deep secret of nature's, one of the deepest and most inaccessible, probably as deep as the proton. But it's awesome, isn't it? Yet it's true, Hatha Yoga is that important to the finest-tuned health of the human being.
If you were young when you invented your "new and improved" circuit, it was probably best you didn't waste money patenting it and let somebody else go to the trouble and expense, as candy is really easy to take from babies and it probably would have been stolen from you, depending on what kind of bucks we are talking about it garnering. At least you got to see it in a magazine, though.