Funny you should mention that!
So Jacky comes in, and Kenny pulls the vibrator from under the bar, and says "you left this here last night Jacky" - obviously we all started to laugh, but Jacky just says "that's not mine", reaching itto her handbag and pulls one out three times the size and announces "THIS IS MINE". The place was in complete uproar, and Kenny's joke completely backfired on him.
Unfortunately the pub isn't just closed now, they knocked it down, ground it to dust, and built flats where it was - now full of Polish workers.