jrz126

I saw this the other day and thought it was kinda funny

Women require time and money
Women = Time x Money

And as we all know "time is money."
Time = Money

Therefore:
Women = Money x Money = (Money)2

And because "money is the root of all evil"
Money = (Evil)1/2

Doing some simple algebra, we can say that
money^2=(Evil^1/2)^2=Evil

and since women=money^2 and money^2=Evil, then we can say Women=Evil

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tansis

I see a mistake.. you are missing a variable :lol:

Love Of Money Is The Root Of All Evil

This saying comes from the writings of the Apostle Paul. It is sometimes shortened to “Money is the root of all evil.”

Murphys laws of mathamatics:

Variables Wont and Constants arn't.
One plus one hardly ever equals two.
Rabbits can multiply but students can't.
All statistics are lies.
Theorems aren't.
All proofs have logical flaws.
All pure mathematics can be applied.
If you prove a theorem to be true, it's probably false.
If you prove a theorem to be false, it's surely true.
The probability that someone else proved your thsesis before you is directly proportional to the amount of time you spend on it and the prestige of the journal you plan to publish in.
Mathematicians can't count.

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bryan1

Hiya Jeff,
I know this is off topic but just to prove women are evil take a read of this!!!!

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists: two men and a
woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door
and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
Kill Her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife
and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with
the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.


I reckon this is a classic

Cheers Bryan1

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