1)Solder a 59 ohm resistor in parallel with a 656 microfarad capacitor (use the mauve kind, not the silver kind).

2)Attach a 2.5 volt battery and connect to your phone lines. This will let you make up to 716 months of free long-distance phone calls!

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Having spent 40 years working in the communications industry, this sounds like complete nonsense to me.

Len

 

You want someone to belive in this and meake a lot of long-distance cals and then thave an enormes phone bill.

Nice trick! :twisted: :twisted:

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it's nice how he knows exactly how many months of free phone calls you can get... I'm sure someone did a highly scientific study to find that you can get as many as 716 months :roll:

 

I thought the capacitor and resistor trick was to generate "negative" energy, slowing / stopping your electric meter?!

haha

 

I find the best way to get free long distance phone calls is to short the mains through the handset. :wink:

 

Free Long distance Calls:

Tools Required: 1x Ladder, 1x idiot

1) Place ladder against wall
2) Climb onto roof
3) Shout really really really loud
4) Listen for reply!

 

:lol:

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The chepest way to talk to someone on the other side of the globe is whith an internet chat room. (Its suprising how many idiots sitl use an dial-up modem)

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i take this 'nonsense thing from the anarchy cookbook'

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i dont know that the black box is a idiot idea

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Naw, you need the silver capacity to generate negative energy. The mauve ones get you free long distance for 716 months.

Um, what the hell gets you a 2.5V battery?? And what is a mauve capacitor??

 

Be careful what you say, Electro - I am using dial-up, not because I want to, but because broadband is simply not an available option for me. There may be many "idiots" using this board :twisted:

 

errm i still use dial up because I can't afford broadband - i just can't spend the extra money. And I take offecnce at being called an idiot...

 

bordlad is cheper.My friend got a bill of $130 becose of being a half a day on the internet.I pay $30 for an whole month of internet (bordlad) and its speed limit is 1 Mb/s.My ISP is SiOL (I feel sory for those that dont have bordlad in there area)

Japan have bodrled at $30 100 Mb/s! (To bad i dont live in japan)

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