One of the issues regarding this project as a whole is of course safety, I'm curious why you imply that I don't care about safety at all. Do I really sound like that much of an idiot? I really didn't mean to, and I'm sorry if I did. But why wouldn't I try to do this as safely as possible? I'm not exactly sure where and how I'd use it, I'm quite certain I can use it safely indoors, and I would be impressed if I could consistently and swiftly set things on fire at a distance from e.g. across the hall and a room, that would be neat. Outdoors? I don't know, that depends on a lot of things, many of which I haven't looked into fully as of yet, either way it would be treated like a real gun in any case.
How can I do it safely outdoors? Well there are many ways this can be accomplished, an example would be to use the local shooting range, which is often empty where I live -- there is only one entrance; I would merely bring a friend who would stand outside the door for the shooting range and alert me verbally if someone else wanted to enter the shooting range without eye protection -- in which case I'd stop my laser activity. Now the shooting range-guys might be upset that I used the range for something like this, but I doubt it, they are friendly people, but like I said there are factors I don't know about yet, this is one of them.
I don't even know if it would be feasible with optics to make the device effective at the ranges possible outdoor, I don't know what usual attenuation is on such lasers nor what optics would be required to make it effective at a long distance.