Yeah, such nonsense.

 

Possible cause of conflict ,differing lifestyles
This could be avoided by acting as a mediator seeking common sense.

Two step I would suggest would be verbal warning or seperation.

For c I only know hard work dedication and care ,also try to let them know you are a steady individual who only wants to make a living.

If you break something learn from your mistake and tell your boss you will try not to do it again.

But then I'm a very reasonable person.Someone might eventually have to be fired.

 

Yeah! Kind of like the count from, My Fair Lady, who:
"...oozed and oiled his way across the floor
dripping charm from every pore..."
I need a long hot shower.