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sram · 1st November 2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pommie

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." "The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Man, love this one!

Boncuk · 2nd November 2009, 03:26 PM

The US president, the russian president and (former) chancellor Helmut Kohl had finished a three party talk and needed some refreshment.

So they went to the swimming pool of the hotel. It had a jumptower with 10m height.

All three were talking about risking a jump from the tower when a fairy appeared and told the three gentlemen that the pool will be filled with the liquid they wish when jumping.

The US president was first to jump and he yelled "Whiskey!". Of course the pool was filled with whiskey when he touched down.

Second was the russian president and (what else?) he yelled "Vodka", and again the pool was filled, this time with pure superior vodka.

Finally it was Kohl's turn to jump. He yelled "Pils" (Pilsen beer) and started downwards. He landed in a completely dry pool and broke some bones.

The fairy said: "You should know well enough that it takes seven minutes to draft a good Pilsen beer."

I really loved him!

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2nd November 2009, 03:26 PM	#32
Boncuk	Not quite the theme, but ... The US president, the russian president and (former) chancellor Helmut Kohl had finished a three party talk and needed some refreshment. So they went to the swimming pool of the hotel. It had a jumptower with 10m height. All three were talking about risking a jump from the tower when a fairy appeared and told the three gentlemen that the pool will be filled with the liquid they wish when jumping. The US president was first to jump and he yelled "Whiskey!". Of course the pool was filled with whiskey when he touched down. Second was the russian president and (what else?) he yelled "Vodka", and again the pool was filled, this time with pure superior vodka. Finally it was Kohl's turn to jump. He yelled "Pils" (Pilsen beer) and started downwards. He landed in a completely dry pool and broke some bones. The fairy said: "You should know well enough that it takes seven minutes to draft a good Pilsen beer." I really loved him! __________________ Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance