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Old 8th February 2006, 09:09 PM   (permalink)
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Default Funny chuck norris jokes

http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

Some pretty funny stuff someone told me about. Let me warn you though, there's some nasty jokes.
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Old 9th February 2006, 01:08 AM   (permalink)
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lol-

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Chuck Norris is the sound of one hand clapping.
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The Greeks only put one man in the legendary Trojan Horse. You know who he was... and he knows you know.
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One time after Chuck Norris stubbed his toe, he killed everyone in Ohio.
...I guess I'm dead. :lol:

Good site, I've had the Mr. T ones bookmarked for a while...
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Old 10th February 2006, 03:59 PM   (permalink)
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Is this funny (joke ha-ha type of stuff) or satirical or what ?
I don't get it at all :?
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Old 10th February 2006, 09:19 PM   (permalink)
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It's purely sarcastic! :lol:
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Old 10th February 2006, 10:29 PM   (permalink)
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He's definately one guy you don't wanna mess with. Once I typed "badass" in Word thesaurus. It played a video of Missing in Action. 8)

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Blitzkrieg is the German word for Chuck Norris.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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For Chuck Norris, Bloodstain Remover is tax deductable.
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When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.
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Old 15th February 2006, 11:37 PM   (permalink)
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Ultimate Showdown
Chuck doesn't win but he's in it so...
I've listened to this song so much I've memorized the entire thing. lol
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Old 16th February 2006, 01:37 AM   (permalink)
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I've listened to this song so much I've memorized the entire thing. lol
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Makes me laugh....we had a Chuck Norris week for our video morning announcements....very interesting.

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Old 27th February 2006, 11:26 PM   (permalink)
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heres one
Chuck norris is such a hard ass that he puts rocks on his slip and slide

chuck norris sleeps with a night light not because hes afraid of the dark its because the darks afraid of him

chuck norris is so fast that he ran around the world and punched chuck norris in the head.
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Old 13th March 2006, 02:24 AM   (permalink)
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Chuck Norris walked the street with a massive erection...there were NO survivers !

Theres a fight between batman and superman....who wins ? ........CHUCK NORRIS !
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Old 13th March 2006, 05:40 PM   (permalink)
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chuck norris uses a rattle snake as a condom
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Crop circles are just Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
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Old 22nd March 2006, 02:51 AM   (permalink)
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This is the funnest thing I have ever heard of!!! These are a HUGE hit at my school. We have a new one everyday on the morning annoucments!! LOL


Saddam Hussein was toppled from power after inviting Chuck Norris to move to Iraq, proving that Saddam was trying to acquire weapons of mass destruction.

LOL This is my favorite! ~Kirsten
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Chuck Norris shot JR.
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Old 22nd March 2006, 02:59 PM   (permalink)
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did anyone notice the views counter for this thread?! I wonder if that number is right - its frickin insane
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Old 22nd March 2006, 03:11 PM   (permalink)
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What the heck... This has to be Fake somehow.
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